Cum of Cthulhu

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From the void of the Dark Lord Loins comes the tastiest baby batter ever ingested. 

Meant for Asian cuisine (especially Thai) and any seafood dish(think fish tacos), The Cum has Squid Ink, Thai Basil, & Black Garlic to give it a truly beautiful and unique flavor only the Great Doctor could Cum up with.

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